![The Best Of Craig’s List in Central MN](http://townsquare.media/site/68/files/2017/03/pirate-go.jpg?w=630&h=420&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89&w=980&q=75)
The Best Of Craig’s List in Central MN
Craigslist listings I found slightly humorous.
"YOU'VE GOT MAIL"
body: average
height: 5'3" (160cm)
age: 33
They say romance is just for the movies, yet I am a true romantic at heart. I love.....and I love with all of my being. I am not looking to hook up, I'm not looking for anything but to build something special.....and that is called friendship. Love is built on a foundation of friendship, and that is exactly what I am looking for. I don't want my inbox to be full of perversion, hook-ups, or meaningless conversation, so please don't waist "our" time. Instead lets talk about nothings, because this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. Yet, those nothing can mean way more to me than so many somethings. ~Thank you for listening :)
MARRIED AND LONELY
LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS NUDIST
TAKE ME FISHING
body: curvy
CASINO BUDDY
LAZY SUNDAY CHAT
body: hwp
status: divorced
age: 38
TRULY NOT YOU AVERAGE BEAR
body: thin
height: 5'6" (167cm)
status: single
age: 58
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