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From the Book of Durst: 7-Eleven to Sell Hotdog-Flavored Water
Fred Durst of nu metal band Limp Bizkit has one of the most punchable faces in music history...and he has nothing to do with this forthcoming abomination from 7 Eleven. However, I'll still blame him since one of their albums was titled "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water".
Are Bizkit puns forthcoming? Keep on rollin', partnah, you know what time it is. It's time for Choad Rage.
Hotdog-Flavored Sparkling Water is Coming to 7-Eleven
From 7-Eleven's press release:
"The Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water combines the delicious and mouthwatering experience of 7-Eleven’s iconic Big Bite Hot Dog into one refreshing beverage – ketchup and mustard included. Gone are the days of alternating bites of a hot dog with sips of a beverage, now those on the go can swap the bun for bubbles."
This has to be an April Fool's joke, right?
Take a Look Around. "Details" of the flavor aren't going to be released until...April 1st. Don't hold your breath...like a chump HEYYYY like a chump HEYYYY.
A liquified version of hotdogs, with ketchup and mustard "flavor" included? I wouldn't pay Three Dollar Bill, Y'all.
I'm Still Not 100% Convinced That This is Just an April Fool's Joke
I Guess It Would Be Nice to believe this isn't real, but I don't have Faith in humanity. It makes me want to Break Stuff. I won't allow this to leave my view of people Re-Arranged.
That's enough. I don't do this all for the Nookie.
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