The Best of Craigslist – Central Minnesota Edition [Adult Content]

Want to rent Sumo Wrestling Suits for grad party (Zimmerman)

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Borrow Goat - $1 

Have too many goats?
We are looking to borrow a goat to clean up some weeds.

Pigeon removal FREE

I am looking for places to catch nuisance pigeons. I have insurance,
and have caught birds for years. If you have a problem with them
please give me a call. Three 2 zero 2 one 9 2081.

Looking for L.C. Reed or Reid

Looking for L.C. reed or reid. I know it's long shot. I met you in
1992 or 93 from St. Cloud. I'll ask questions that only you will know
answers to. My name is Sara. You told if I needed you, to find you.

Phil who loves martinis

Phil, we actually met of cl a few years ago. We had such a good
connection.
Im not looking for a relationship. But since I am back in st.cloud we
should meet up.
Getting drunk off bloodies in the afternoon at space aliens was one of
the best dates I've ever been on.
Message me my name and let's go to the martini lounge.

Coborn's - (Sartell)

Hi There,
You were in line behind me around 1am at the Sartell Coborn's tonight.
You were so handsome I could hardly look at you! I waved goodbye in
the parking lot and you waved too. I'd love to chat with you. If
you're interested tell me what color coat I was wearing and what
happened to both of us so I know it's you:) Hope to hear from you.

A pretty woman who has a crush on you gives you a music CD - age: 48

A pretty woman who has a crush on you gives you a music CD.

What would you do in the following scenario:
1-You see this pretty woman at least a couple times a week at a place
you visit, but only say "hi" as you zip by.
2-Many of your relatives have chatted with said woman and think she's
really nice and intelligent.
3-Said woman sends you a message, to which you respond when you see it
months later.
4-You go out and have a nice time.
5-Shortly after, for Christmas, she gives you a CD mix of music she
put together especially for you and about you. Along with the CD,
she's typed up notes about personal meanings for her for each song.
Also, two of the songs have each of your names in them, respectively.
(Keep in mind she's had a crush on you for about four years, and
"knows" many of your relatives.)

What would you do with the CD? Listen to it immediately when you get
to your car? Or would you put it aside until you're bored?

And then would you only listen to it once or would you wear that
sucker out?

Lazy Sunday chat...

body: hwp
status: divorced
age: 38
I don't live in your city, but it is tops on my list to visit, and I'd
love to have an interesting conversation with a smart, witty stranger
this afternoon. If you're bored too and want to peer into my head a
little, send me a note!

I like cooking, all kinds of whiskey, podcasts, and conversation. Talk
to me :)

Working on a Sunday 

body: fit
height: 5'8" (172cm)
ethnicity: white
education: MA
kids, have: 3
status: married
age: 44
Working at the office today, getting a jump start on the week because
I need some days off. It's not that I really have a whole lot to do,
but I didn't want to burn too much PTO time away. Besides, I'm the
boss so I can swing some things in my favor.
I'm real, the Gopher men's basketball team won yesterday, Gopher
women's basketball plays Maryland today, and the Edina girls hockey
team won the state title last night.
Yes I'm super athletic. I work out, keep fit, play volleyball and
softball.
So, if you're bored I'm "working" to 4 today. Drop me a note. I'm not
hung up on age, younger or older, just some conversation. I'll try to
respond to all, but at some point my inbox is sure to get overwhelmed.