DREAMS

If you can evaluate dreams, maybe you can tell my what this crazy dream means. I believe this is a combination of Benadryl, my blood pressure and heartburn meds. This was a very vivid dream. I'll have to see if part two happens this evening.

THE DREAM

I had a dream that I was married ( I expect) to Joel Osteen. We lived in a little tiny house with two bedrooms and a little tiny kitchen and living room in a crowded neighborhood. Miley Cyrus was my daughter, and my apparent mother in law and baby, who appeared to be about 6 months old, were all in the kitchen.

I heard the bedroom window shut in Miley's room, and tried to go back to sleep. But as I was trying to sleep, I realized that she had just snuck back in the house after being out all night long. When I asked her what she was doing, she informed me that it was her 17th birthday so she was out partying and everything was okay. She then proceeded to smile at me and walk out the front door, presumably on her way to school, with a backpack on her back.

I went to the kitchen and found my mother in law, a woman that I recognized from the movie "Awakenings", making hot-dogs in the microwave. The baby, was in the corner, a little cross, and obviously quite hungry. When my mother in law took the hotdogs out of the microwave, my angry husband Joel Osteen proceeded to give her a very crabby look and threw the hotdogs across the room, hitting the baby.

I was, in turn, VERY cross with Joel, and I dared him to do that to me. He did! He threw hot-dogs in my face, and I told him it was over. So much for my marriage to Joel Osteen.

I don't remember leaving the house or what happened after our confrontation...possibly my alarm went off and woke me up? Maybe part two is coming this evening. I still have to find out if Miley actually went to school?

Have you had a vivid crazy dream? Send me your dream stories so we can share them with our Mixers, at kelly@mix949.com.