Top 5 at 7:45; Side Effects of Cryonics

WJON's Top 5 at 7:45 has listed the 5 side effects of the new scientific research centered around freezing deceased people in nitrogen with the hopes of one day bringing them back to life.

5) Don't know anyone anymore.
4) When you wake up the Government is still in debt.
3) brain freeze
2) Turns out that Global Warming was right.
1) Freezer burn.