Today's Top 5 at 7:45 is listing events that I'd never want to compete in.  The Top 5 at 7:45 airs weekday mornings with me on WJON.

5) Survivor - The participants always look unhealthy at the end of the show.
4) A Marathon - I salute those that run but it isn't for me.
3) The Spelling - I use spell check often.
2) Hot Dog Eating Contest - Eating for sport seems wrong.
1) Running for any political office - It's a tough racket to get in.