Things I Witnessed At The Flea Markets
My wife and I decided to do some flea marketing over the holiday weekend. That’s always an adventure to see what kind of stuff you can find.Even more of an adventure is to see what kind of people you run into. I don’t want to sound elitist or anything, but I couldn’t help but see some trends at these markets.
Here’s some of the things I witnessed:
-If you have a booth you are required to smoke.
-You can eat a pork chop on a stick on one hand and a corndog in the other.
-The Mullet Is alive and well.
-You can find a 3D photo of the crucifiction of Jesus
-If you print “Guns Don’t Kill People, People Kill People” on anything is will sell.
-You can actually wear sweatpants with cowboy boots.
-You can’t actually buy fleas, but you might catch some from the patrons.
-I thought I saw “Larry The Cable Guy” three different times.
Now don’t get me wrong, I love a good flea market, and the people there are always friendly, but I have to shake my head sometimes and laugh. Ironically this is the same list I come up with after attending my family reunion!