Five Reasons Why Below Zero Temps are a Good Thing

WJON's top 5 at 7:45 began Monday with the first list.  The top 5 reasons why below zero temperatures are a good thing:

5) Good excuse to go into your garage without talking to your neighbors.
4) Wearing stocking hats are no longer a fashion statement.
3) We're less likely to see a 50 year old man wearing short shorts.
2) Everywhere you look, "walk-in freezers"
1) That "guy" you work with can say "Cold enough for you?"