In honor of May 4th, I thought this would be the time to get your best Star Wars jokes. I've searched the internet for the best, so tomorrow you'll be able to make Star Wars jokes all day long. If you are in my family, you'll probably THINK about attending events in public in your favorite Star Wars costume. Enjoy.

  • Why is Yoda such a good gardener?  Because he has a green thumb.  (That's one of my favorites).
  • What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader?  Merry Sithmas.
  • What do you call a Sith that won't fight?  A Sithy.
  • Why do storm troopers listen to Meghan Trainor?  Because their "All about that base, 'bout that base...NO Rebels."
  • Why did Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it wouldn't  Han So Lo!  Get it?  Hang So Low?
  • What do you call a pirate droid? Argh 2-D2
  • What do you call a bounty hunter from the south?  Bubba Fett
  • What kind of car takes you to a Jedi?  A Toy Yoda.
  • What do you do to re route droids?  R2-Detour

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!